I'm not a foodie

First and foremost, I'm not a foodie. I enjoy hot dogs too much. I guess that makes me a basic bitch of the food community. Those who have self-proclaimed themselves "foodies" have completely trashed the word and concept. I have a normal 9-5 with a hunger for more. I'm not working my way up the corporate ladder, but prefer to do so through a five-course menu. I grew up in Western New York (Not exactly a culinary landmark) and moved to Las Vegas in 2012 where I was introduced to food groups outside of chicken wings and garbage plates (Google it, you wont regret it). Since then I've made it a mission to try anything and everything.  If it tastes like shit, I will definitely let you know. If its good, I’ll swoon you with the finest descripting words Google search can provide.  I encourage criticism, both healthy and unhealthy. Just remember one thing, “I’m not a foodie.”