Geisha House
I've been putting off going to this place for about as long as I've been putting off posts lately. Long story short I just didn't want to...
Japaneiro
It’s Saturday night. I’m on my couch. Still nursing a hangover from the night before. Just a word of advice, never, I repeat, NEVER drink...
"The economy stinks, Bee's are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now and my penis i
I was always told to start with an attention grabbing headline and/or a quote. I did both. Thanks Schmidt for the inspiration. I wasn't...
The Blind Pig
As I said in my previous post, I get to cheat. On my diet, not my fiancé. I’m proud to say I honestly have not slipped up once since I...
New Year, new...don't do it.
I can’t believe how long it’s been since I’ve posted on here. I can’t believe how much I haven’t done in that time. For those of you...
I'm Shake Shacking In My Spaceboots (That's a Toy Story Reference)
Before I start, let me just stop….because I can’t even right now. Literally, I can’t. Alright, I am. Literally, I am right now. I eat...
While we're on the subject...
I also just wanted you all to know about my recent creation, or monstrosity, or evil grisly out together meal I made for breakfast. I...
The Linq
So, I’m not going to sit here and tell you I had the best meal ever or blow smoke up your ass to get you to eat somewhere ever. If I...
Bachi Burger
7:00am Friday, December 20th. I woke up hungrier than usual. I had frosted wheat for breakfast, not exactly what I had in mind. I fueled...
Hakkasan
If anyone is still reading, I just want it to be known that I am so far behind in posts. I have been beyond lazy this holiday season. In...
